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Category:Sardar jee SMS
Sardani to her die husband: 
She was crying: 
vay tu vay tu othay tur gyan jithay diva na bati, 
vay to othay tur gyan jithay manji na piri, 
vay to othay tur gyan jithay ata na roti.. 
 
Her son asked: 
Amma, Aba kitae Pakistan tey nahi 
tur gaya?? :-)
Email to Your Friends Sender: MFJ  |  Posted Date: 03-12-2008
Category:Sardar jee SMS
EK SARDAR JEE OFFICE K 25TH FLOUR PAR KHARAY THAY, 
AIK ADMI AYA AUR BHOLA MOHAN TUMHARY BETI GHAR SE 
BHAG GAYE, 
SARDAR NAY YE SUNTE HE US 25TH FLOUR SE CHALANG 
LAGAYE, 
JAB WO 15TH FLOUR PAR PUHUNCHA TO US KO YAAD AYA K 
US KE TO KOI BETI HE NAHI, 
10TH FLOUR PAR PUHNCHA TO US KO YAAD AYA K US KE 
TO ABHI TAK SHADI NAHE HUWI 
ZAMEEN PAR PUHNCHTAY HUWAY USE YAAD AYA K US KA 
NAAM HE MOHAN NAHE MUFT MAY MAR GAYA
Email to Your Friends Sender: Admin  |  Posted Date: 28-11-2008
Category:Sardar jee SMS
Sardar proposed a Girl...... Girl 
 
said Im 1yr elder to you........... 
 
Sardar said Oye No Problem 
 
Soniye,Ill marry you NEXT YEAR.
Email to Your Friends Sender: Admin  |  Posted Date: 28-11-2008
Category:Sardar jee SMS
sardar ji to his friend: Yar bari 
 
mshkil main hoon mairi bivi mujh 
 
say ek kiss ka 100 RS laiti hay 
 
..... friend: acha, yar to bara 
 
lucky hay doosron say to wo 500RS 
 
laiti hay.
Email to Your Friends Sender: Admin  |  Posted Date: 28-11-2008
Category:Sardar jee SMS
Sardar to wife : It is shame but let me confess I 
have become HOMOSEXUAL. 
Wife:- How come? 
Sardar: I have Sex at HOME only! 
Wife: Thank God I am not.
Email to Your Friends Sender: Admin  |  Posted Date: 28-11-2008
Category:Sardar jee SMS
Sardar: Munnay ki sunat krwani hy 
card English mai hy kaise likwaon? 
 
BV: We heartly invite U on cutting 
 
ceremony of fucking instrument of 
 
our son Kindly Join us!!
Email to Your Friends Sender: Admin  |  Posted Date: 28-11-2008
Category:Sardar jee SMS
Wife! Sardar ji aj tussi mere naal es tarah 
 
karo k bus meri cheekhain hi nikal jawwan!! 
 

Sardar ne wife ki Shalwaar me AAG laga di!!
Email to Your Friends Sender: Admin  |  Posted Date: 28-11-2008
Category:Sardar jee SMS
Sardar:Express train kitne baje hy? 
 
T.T: 9 bajay 
 
Sardar: Local train kitne Bajay? 
 
T.T: 2 bajaye 
 
Sardar: Maal gari kitne bajaye? 
 
T.T: 12 bajaye 
 
T.T: Tang aakar poocha jana kahan hy? 
 
Sardar: Patri pe TATTI karnay.
Email to Your Friends Sender: Admin  |  Posted Date: 28-11-2008
Category:Sardar jee SMS
Sardar apni girl friend se OIL me naha kar 
 
milne gaya. 
 
Girl friend:Aap OIL mein naha kar Q aaye? 
 
Sarda:Mene suna hy k har cheez meezan me 
 
achi lagti hy.
Email to Your Friends Sender: Admin  |  Posted Date: 28-11-2008
Category:Sardar jee SMS
Sardar 1st time JAHAAZ mein betha 
 
Jahaz runway pe chal raha tha. 
 
Sardar ne pilot ko thappar mara aur bola 
 
Mujhe dair ho rahi hy aur tu BY ROAD jaa raha hy:-)
Email to Your Friends Sender: Admin  |  Posted Date: 28-11-2008
Category:Sardar jee SMS
A sardar was passing through a Jungle. 
A churail stops him and says: HOO HOO HA HA! Mein 
Churail hoon... 
Sardar: Janta hoon, 
Teri aik behen mere ghar mein bhi hai....
Email to Your Friends Sender: Admin  |  Posted Date: 28-11-2008
Category:Sardar jee SMS
Sardar ghar aya tu sochnay laga k aaj kia khas kam 
kerna tha 
 
Sochta raha 
 
 
Sochta raha 
 
 
Sochta raha 
 
 
Raat 3 baje yaad aaya 
 
AAJ TU JALDI SUNA THA!
Email to Your Friends Sender: Admin  |  Posted Date: 28-11-2008
Category:Sardar jee SMS
Chale gaye ho dur kuch pal ke liye, 
Dur rehkar bhi karib ho har pal ke liye, 
Kaise yaad na aaye aapki ek pal ke liye, 
Jab dil me ho aap harpal ke liye.
Email to Your Friends Sender: Sardar Fan  |  Posted Date: 26-11-2008
Category:Sardar jee SMS
chaand hasta hai chandni muskurati hai, 
aap hume yaad kare na karen.... 
par humen to aapki yaad aati hai !!!!" 
miss U"
Email to Your Friends Sender: Sardar Fan  |  Posted Date: 26-11-2008
Category:Sardar jee SMS
Jab barish hoti hai, 
Tum yaad aate ho. 
Jab kali ghata chaye, 
Tum yaad ate ho, 
Jab bheegte hain 
tum yaad aate ho, 
Bataoo Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge!
Email to Your Friends Sender: Sardar Fan  |  Posted Date: 26-11-2008
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