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Category:Sardar jee SMS
Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop. 
 
Sardar says... Drink quickly..... . 
 
Wife asks why... 
 
sardar says hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10
Email to Your Friends Sender: Sarwar  |  Posted Date: 26-06-2008
Category:Sardar jee SMS
WHY CANT SARDARS DIAL NINE-ELEVEN (911) AT EMERGENCY? 
 
** THEY CAN NOT FIND THE ELEVEN ON THE PHONE.
Email to Your Friends Sender: Sarwar  |  Posted Date: 26-06-2008
Category:Sardar jee SMS
Sardar proposed a Girl......Girl said 'I'm 1yr elder 
 
to you'........ ...Sardar said 'Oye No Problem 
 
Soniye,I'll marry you NEXT YEAR.
Email to Your Friends Sender: Sarwar  |  Posted Date: 26-06-2008
Category:Sardar jee SMS
What does a sardar do after taking a xerox? 
 
He will compare it with the original for any spelling 
 
mistakes.
Email to Your Friends Sender: Sarwar  |  Posted Date: 26-06-2008
Category:Sardar jee SMS
Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This 
 
Packet 
 
Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u could 
 
have posted it....
Email to Your Friends Sender: Sarwar  |  Posted Date: 26-06-2008
Category:Sardar jee SMS
A teacher told all students in a class to write an 
 
essay on a cricket match.All were busy writing except 
 
one Sardarji.He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"
Email to Your Friends Sender: Sardar  |  Posted Date: 26-06-2008
Category:Sardar jee SMS
Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer 
 
gave 11 cr after deducting tax. Angry Sardar: "Give me 
 
20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.!
Email to Your Friends Sender: Sardar  |  Posted Date: 26-06-2008
Category:Sardar jee SMS
A dog was chasing a Sardar and the Sardar was 
 
laughing. 
 
A bystander: why are u laughing? 
 
Sardar: I have a Air cell phone but still hutch 
 
network is following me.
Email to Your Friends Sender: Sardar  |  Posted Date: 26-06-2008
Category:Sardar jee SMS
Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question 
 
ever - 
 
What will come first, Chicken or egg? 
 
O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.
Email to Your Friends Sender: Sardar  |  Posted Date: 26-06-2008
Category:Sardar jee SMS
ON A ROMANTIC DATE SARDARS GIRL FRIEND ASKS 
 
HIM,DARLING ON OUR ENGAGEMENT WILL U GIVE ME A RING? 
 
HE SAID YA SURE WHATS YOUR PHONE NUMBER
Email to Your Friends Sender: Sardar  |  Posted Date: 26-06-2008
Category:Sardar jee SMS
Santa! Your daughter has died! 
 
Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor At 50th floor 
 
he remembers I don't have a daughter! 
 
At 25flr:I'm unmarried! 
 
At 10flr:I'm Banta not santa 
Email to Your Friends Sender: Sardar  |  Posted Date: 26-06-2008
Category:Sardar jee SMS
Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. 
 
Servant: It"s already raining. Sardar: So what take an 
 
umbrella and go.
Email to Your Friends Sender: Sardar  |  Posted Date: 26-06-2008
Category:Sardar jee SMS
One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his 
 
college. 
 
U knw Why? 
 
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is 
 
leaking...
Email to Your Friends Sender: Sardar  |  Posted Date: 26-06-2008
Category:Sardar jee SMS
SARDAR & FAMILY GO 2 A PARTY. HE INTRODUCES HIMSELF - 
 
I SARDAR,SHE SARDARNEE, THE BOY MY KID & THE GIRL MY 
 
KIDNEY.... 
Email to Your Friends Sender: Sardar  |  Posted Date: 26-06-2008
Category:Sardar jee SMS
Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He 
 
was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary 
 
Expected". 
 
After much thought he wrote : Yes!
Email to Your Friends Sender: Sardar  |  Posted Date: 26-06-2008
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