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Category:Sardar jee SMS
Suchta tha har mor per aap ka intezar karenge.. 
per, per, per, per, per, per, per, per, per, 
kambhakat sadak hi sidhi nikli.
Email to Your Friends Sender: Sardar Fan  |  Posted Date: 26-11-2008
Category:Sardar jee SMS
 GIRL: Will you love me after marriage also? 
 BOY: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
Email to Your Friends Sender: Sardar Fan  |  Posted Date: 26-11-2008
Category:Sardar jee SMS
Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai 
to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo. 
Student: Madam is se mera character to theek 
rahega, par mere baap ka bigad jayega
Email to Your Friends Sender: Sardar Fan  |  Posted Date: 26-11-2008
Category:Sardar jee SMS
What is Common between : Krishna, Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..? 
Sardarji Replied : All are Born on Government Holidays.
Email to Your Friends Sender: Sardar Fan  |  Posted Date: 26-11-2008
Category:Sardar jee SMS
Santa : I am a Proud Sardar, My son is in Medical College 
Banta : Really, what is he studing 
Santa : No is not studying, they are Studying him.
Email to Your Friends Sender: Sardar Fan  |  Posted Date: 26-11-2008
Category:Sardar jee SMS
Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the road....why ? 
Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office 
3-Sardarji zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar bar 
idhar-udhar chalte the, woh kya soch rahe honge....think. ......... ... 
Email to Your Friends Sender: Sardar Fan  |  Posted Date: 26-11-2008
Category:Sardar jee SMS
A man is dying of Cancer. 
His son asked him, "Dad, why do u keep 
telling people u're dying of AIDS?" 
Answer: "So when I'm dead no one will 
dare touch ur mom 
Email to Your Friends Sender: Sardar Fan  |  Posted Date: 26-11-2008
Category:Sardar jee SMS
Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his 
 
eyes closed. 
 
His wife asked what you are doing ? 
 
He said-im seeing how i look while sleeping 
Email to Your Friends Sender: Faisal  |  Posted Date: 26-06-2008
Category:Sardar jee SMS
Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. 
 
Man says CHIN YU YAN n dies. 
 
Srdr goes2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words. 
 
It is 'U R STANDNG ON D OXGN TUBE!"
Email to Your Friends Sender: Faisal  |  Posted Date: 26-06-2008
Category:Sardar jee SMS
A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking 
 
at evening not in the morning. Sardarji replied ''Arey 
 
bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''.
Email to Your Friends Sender: Faisal  |  Posted Date: 26-06-2008
Category:Sardar jee SMS
Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in 
 
punjab . Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies 
 
and are still digging for more..
Email to Your Friends Sender: Kashif  |  Posted Date: 26-06-2008
Category:Sardar jee SMS
Sardar was writing something very slowly. 
 
Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly? 
 
Sardar: "I'm writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he can't read 
 
very fast. 
Email to Your Friends Sender: Kashif  |  Posted Date: 26-06-2008
Category:Sardar jee SMS
Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible 
 
looking thing is what you call modern art ? 
 
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
Email to Your Friends Sender: Kashif  |  Posted Date: 26-06-2008
Category:Sardar jee SMS
Sardar's wish :when i die,i wana die lik my grandpa 
 
who died peacefuly in his sleep not screamin like all 
 
d passengers in d car he was driving..
Email to Your Friends Sender: Kashif  |  Posted Date: 26-06-2008
Category:Sardar jee SMS
A Sardar & his wife filed an application 4 Divorce. 
 
Judge asked: How'll U divide, U"VE 3 children? Sardar 
 
replied: Ok! We"ll apply NEXT YEAR
Email to Your Friends Sender: Kashif  |  Posted Date: 26-06-2008
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