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Category:Santa Banta SMS
 Ultimate answer while changing the job. 
 
 Interviewer: Why did you change your last job? 
 
 Santa: Because the company shifted and didn't 
tell me where.
Email to Your Friends Sender: MFJ  |  Posted Date: 05-12-2008
Category:Santa Banta SMS
Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one 
customer went there. You 
 
 know 
 
 why? 
 
 Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..
Email to Your Friends Sender: MFJ  |  Posted Date: 05-12-2008
Category:Santa Banta SMS
Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy 
potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn't come back yet! 
Santa: Why don't u cook something else?
Email to Your Friends Sender: MFJ  |  Posted Date: 05-12-2008
Category:Santa Banta SMS
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. Santa 
doesn't turns up for 4 days. 
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily 
since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.
Email to Your Friends Sender: MFJ  |  Posted Date: 05-12-2008
Category:Santa Banta SMS
Santa: I have swallowed a key. 
 Doctor: When? 
 Santa: 3 months back! 
 Doctor: What were you doing till now? 
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost 
it too.
Email to Your Friends Sender: MFJ  |  Posted Date: 05-12-2008
Category:Santa Banta SMS
At the scene of accident a Man was crying "Oh god 
i hv lost my hand!". Santa: Please Dont cry! look 
at that man he has lost his head is he crying?
Email to Your Friends Sender: Admin  |  Posted Date: 30-11-2008
Category:Santa Banta SMS
santa was asked, what is a adult joke? Reply came 
any joke which is eighteen years old.
Email to Your Friends Sender: Admin  |  Posted Date: 30-11-2008
Category:Santa Banta SMS
Museum administrator: That's a 500 year old statue 
you've broken. Banta Singh: Thank God! I thought 
it was a new one!
Email to Your Friends Sender: Admin  |  Posted Date: 30-11-2008
Category:Santa Banta SMS
Santa was driving car zigzag on the road. Traffic 
inspector stopped him. Santa: Sir, I am learning 
the car. Inspector: without instructor ? Santa: 
Sir, this is a correspondence course.
Email to Your Friends Sender: Admin  |  Posted Date: 30-11-2008
Category:Santa Banta SMS
Santa khali kadahi me chammach chala raha tha to 
Banta ne poocha kya bana rahe ho ? Santa- BEWAKOOF 
bana raha hoon..
Email to Your Friends Sender: Admin  |  Posted Date: 30-11-2008
Category:Santa Banta SMS
Q: Why Santa is standing below the Tube light with 
an open mouth. A: Because Doctor has advised him: 
'Aaj Light Khana hai!'
Email to Your Friends Sender: Admin  |  Posted Date: 30-11-2008
Category:Santa Banta SMS
 santa on phone "Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is 
having pain right now". Doctor: Is this her first 
child? santa: No this is her husband 
speaking............
Email to Your Friends Sender: Admin  |  Posted Date: 30-11-2008
Category:Santa Banta SMS
Q What do you call a Sardar with one hair on his 
head? A.Iqbal Singh Q What do you call a Sardar 
with one hair on his head? A.Iqbal Singh
Email to Your Friends Sender: Admin  |  Posted Date: 30-11-2008
Category:Santa Banta SMS
Santa's friend gave him a gun on wedding night & 
said fire in air if wife is virgin, shoot her if 
not. santa fired in air 1st nite & shot her on 2nd 
nite
Email to Your Friends Sender: Admin  |  Posted Date: 30-11-2008
Category:Santa Banta SMS
What frustrated Banta when his wife gave birth to 
twins ? He wonders who is the father of the second 
son!
Email to Your Friends Sender: Admin  |  Posted Date: 30-11-2008
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