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Category:Politics SMS
 
 
@admin pkpolitics. 
 
Please allow me to say the following few words, on 
this subject : - 
 
1. Well done, a very good start at your end. Each 
of the jokes, as shown 
 
above, (to my mind, ) are excellent, in one way or 
the other, ( certainly, 
 
excluding mine ! ) 
 
2. But so far, the most hilarious ones, I think, 
so far, have been sent by, 
 
Malek, Pakistani 2008, & by Sherisha. 
 
Well done again, admin pkpolitics. 
Email to Your Friends Sender: Go Mush GO GO  |  Posted Date: 24-06-2008
Category:Politics SMS
 
 

Musharraf went to see the doctor to get the 
results of his brain scan. The doctor said: "Mr. 
President, I have some bad news for you. First, we 
have discovered that your brain has two sides: the 
left side and the right side." 
 
Mushy interrupted, "Well, that's normal, isn't it? 
I thought everybody had two sides to their brain?" 
 
The doctor replied, "That's true, Mr. President. 
But your brain is very unusual because on the left 
side there isn't anything right, while on the 
right side there isn't anything left." 
Email to Your Friends Sender: Go Mush GO GO  |  Posted Date: 24-06-2008
Category:Politics SMS
 
 
NEW URDU DICTIONARY. 
 
Padhay likhay Punjab ka.................. Jahil 
Wazir e alaa 
Trakki yafta Pakistan ki .................. doobty 
hui economy 
Sarsabz Pakistan mein.................. aata 
khatam ho gya 
Islami Jamhooria main.................. Laal 
Masjid jala di 
Azad media mein........................ Geo band 
Azad judiciary main................... Chief 
Justice band 
Apni fauj apnay awam........... nishanay pakkay 
karnay ka tareeqa 
Mizile amrica kay...... log hamaray................. 
................. Wazirastan main insan janwar say 
bhi sastay 
Chehra Mush ka...................... Kaam Bush ka 
Qurbani awam ki................ paisay kharay 
Musharaf kay 
Missing persons..................... Never born on 
earth 
Email to Your Friends Sender: Go Mush GO GO  |  Posted Date: 24-06-2008
Category:Politics SMS
Aik admi apnay bachay ko Aalim k pas lay gaya aur 
poocha k mera beta bara ho k kia banay ga? 
Aalim nay bachay k agay sharab ki botal, paisay 
aur Kitaab rakhi. Bachay nay teeno cheezen lay leen! 
Aalim bara hairan houa, sochata raha..phir bola: 
Ye Bacha Molana FAZL UR Rahman banay ga!
Email to Your Friends Sender: Go Mush GO GO  |  Posted Date: 24-06-2008
Category:Politics SMS
 
 
Do you know what thing is common between all 
Pakistani Shareif's (Nawaz Shareif, Shabaz Shareif 
and Babra Shareif ).......... 
 
All of them have good relationships with Sheikhs 
Email to Your Friends Sender: Go Mush GO GO  |  Posted Date: 24-06-2008
Category:Politics SMS
 
 
Another political sms also received as such ; - ' 
Yeh Sher hamarae Hero haen ; 
 
Baaqi Sub ke Sub Zero haen .' 
Email to Your Friends Sender: Prime Minister of Pakistan  |  Posted Date: 24-06-2008
Category:Politics SMS
 
 
Following two political -sounding sms were 
received, lately : - 
 
1. Siraf . . . . hamara Sher hae, baqi Sub haer 
phaer hae. 
 
2. PPP ka teer, mush ki . . . . mein kar gia cheer. 
 
( More will be contributed, upon receipt. ) 
Email to Your Friends Sender: Prime Minister of Pakistan  |  Posted Date: 24-06-2008
Category:Politics SMS
Mush and his Qs and MQM is the biggest joke to 
this nation SMS cannot bottle them in couple of 
sentences.
Email to Your Friends Sender: Prime Minister of Pakistan  |  Posted Date: 24-06-2008
Category:Politics SMS
 
 
"A non-political SMS . 
 
A reporter asks Inzamam about Bob Woolmer's death. 
 
Inzamam starts by saying .. 
 
First of all, thanks to Allah, boys did a good job ." 
 
Here is another one, 
 
A reporter congratulate Inzi on the birth of his son. 
 
Inzi goes, first of all thanks to Allah, boys did 
a great job and it was a team effort!! 
Email to Your Friends Sender: Prime Minister of Pakistan  |  Posted Date: 24-06-2008
Category:Politics SMS
Sum 1 asked "How do I send songs through SMS to 
Pakistan" 
Answer Came "Send it through Pakistan Army, they 
will drop it right on the top of house"
Email to Your Friends Sender: Prime Minister of Pakistan  |  Posted Date: 24-06-2008
Category:Politics SMS
 
 
Very soon Mush's book "in the line of fire" will 
be translated and made part of school syllabus. 
The book will be called 
 
"Nanhai Ke Karnamme" 
Email to Your Friends Sender: Prime Minister of Pakistan  |  Posted Date: 24-06-2008
Category:Politics SMS
 
 
A non-political SMS . 
 
A reporter asks Inzamam about Bob Woolmer's death. 
 
Inzamam starts by saying .. 
 
First of all, thanks to Allah, boys did a good job . 
Email to Your Friends Sender: Prime Minister of Pakistan  |  Posted Date: 24-06-2008
Category:Politics SMS
 
 
yeh to apnay hi javaanooN kay luhu say tar hai? 
maeray saalaar taeray haath ki talvaar peh Khaak 
 
tu nay barbaad ki'yaa arz-e-vatan ko maeri 
Khaak ai Aamer-e-dauraaN, teray kirdaar peh Khaak 
Email to Your Friends Sender: Prime Minister of Pakistan  |  Posted Date: 24-06-2008
Category:Politics SMS
agar aik ship main 
 
Nawaz Shareef 
Pervaiz Musharraf 
Altaf Hussain 
Fazlu rehamn 
Pervaiz Elahi 
Asif Zardari 
 
ye sab bethay hon aur ship doob jaey tou aap k 
khiyaal main kone bach jaey ga? 
 
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Sirf Hamara Payara PAKISTAN!
Email to Your Friends Sender: Prime Minister of Pakistan  |  Posted Date: 24-06-2008
Category:Politics SMS
 
 
Musharraf got arrested and was put in front of 
firing squad. Musharraf shouted: 
 
Don't shoot me, 'Pakistan comes first'. 
Email to Your Friends Sender: Prime Minister of Pakistan  |  Posted Date: 24-06-2008
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