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Category:Khan Sab SMS
A pathan want 2 commit suicide, 
When asked : Pathan said,my wife ran wid my Best 
Friend & i can't live widout my friend
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Category:Khan Sab SMS
How do you make a Pathan laugh on "Saturday"? 
Tell him "a joke on Tuesday
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Category:Khan Sab SMS
Ek pathan ki girl friend ne poocha 
jab hamari mangani hoge tab tum mujhe ring doge? 
Pathan: wai zaroor dega PTCL per ya MOBILE per
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Category:Khan Sab SMS
Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and 
studying.. When a person askied what he was 
doing.. He replied.. Oye! higher studies yaar...
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Category:Khan Sab SMS
Doctor says to pathan: Appka aur aapki biwi ka 
blood group ek hi hai? Pathan: Hoga zaror hoga; 25 
saal se hamara koon peeta aay..!
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Category:Khan Sab SMS
Gadhay aur Pathan k bachay mein kia cheez common 
hoti hai? 
Answer: - Dono baday ho k transport ka kaam kartay 
hain.
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Category:Khan Sab SMS
On 14th August a Pathan went a shop to purchase a 
Pakistani flag. 
The salesman gave him a flag. The Pathan said, 
“Oye khocha iss mein koi aur rang dikhao
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Category:Khan Sab SMS
Ek Bar Ek Pathan Se Kise Ne Poocha KayAap Ki Umar 
Kya Hai? Pathan Bola 20 Saal:10 Saal Ke Baad Phir 
Aus Ne Umar Ke Bare Me Poocha Pathan Ne Phir Wahi 
20 Saal Batai Is Per Woh Aadmi Bola Ke Pathan 
Sahib 10 Saal Pehle Bhi Aap 20 Saal Ke Thi Aur Aaj 
Bhi .Pathan Ne Kaha KePathan Ke Aik Zubaan Hooti 
HaiHa Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.
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Category:Khan Sab SMS
Aik pathan sadar bazar mein jaraha hota he to 
achanak zameen pe haath lagata he aur phir jeb me 
hath rakh leta he aik admi dryaft karta he to wo 
kehta he yar karachi ka ajeeb log he aese thokta 
he jese chawani athani hota he...
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Category:Khan Sab SMS
Aik pathan betha aeroplane main air hostess boli 
sir what u want pathan bola mujhe naswaar chaheya 
air hostess boli sir idher naswaar nahi milta hai 
pathan bola aeroplane ko lahore main roko main 
naswaar lekar aata hoon…
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Category:Khan Sab SMS
Aik pathan airport se bahir aya to samne taxi wala 
khara tha pathan ne poocha sadar jay ga taxi wale 
ne kaha jay ga khan bola to jao ider q khara he
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Category:Khan Sab SMS
Aik admi ne pathan se poocha ke laloo khet kon se 
number ki bus jay gi khan ne kaha ke 6 number bus 
jay gi admi ne kaha ke agar 6 number nahi mili to 
kia karoon khan ne kaha agar 6 number nahi mile to 
teen teen number ka do bus pakar lena.
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Category:Khan Sab SMS
Why does Pathan always smile during lightning storms? 
They think their picture is being taken.
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Category:Khan Sab SMS
A Pathan goes to see the Movie Jurassic Park and 
when the Dinosaurs start 
approaching he is cowering in his seat when his 
friend asks him 
Kyon Khan Sahab, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha 
hai cinema hi to hai 
Pathan replies Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai 
ki cinema hai lekin voh 
to janwar hai, usko kya pata
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Category:Khan Sab SMS
Aik pathan ki shadi hoti hai wo jab dulhan ko lay 
kr ja raha hota hai to dulhan ka bhai ro ker kahta 
hai meri behan ka khyal rkhna dulha bhi ro kr 
kahta hai tum preshan mat ho yay tumara behan hai 
hamara bhi behan hai
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