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Category:Khan Sab SMS
A pathan was playing "KUN BANEGA KOARO PATI" 
 
Shahrukh asked apny baap ka nam batao. 
 
Pathan replied:"Hum ko pagal samajhta hai kya?" 
 
Pehly 4 option tu do?
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Category:Khan Sab SMS
 
Teacher: "Sara sab larkon se baat karti hai" 
 
Batao is sentence mein Sara kya hai?? 
 
Pathan Student: Sir Sara Be-Gairat hai...
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Category:Khan Sab SMS
 A pathan got divorced, after few months he 
decided to get a root. 
He goes to whore house, finds himself a beautiful 
girl to sleep with. 
 
While they were busy 
 
The prostitute moves a little bit which makes it 
difficult for pathan to continue rooting her. 
 
Pathan gets angry and says: Bhaji sahi pakro warna 
hum paisay kam denga.
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Category:Khan Sab SMS
Ek foriegner karachi ki sarak pr ghoom raha tha k 
uss ne dekha k 
 
1 Pathan sarak pe peshab kr raha hai 
 
Foriegner hairaan ho kar! Hey! man tum sarak pe 
peshab karty ho, police nhi pakarti kya? 
 
Pathan: Nhi miya yaha tu kuch bhi facility nhi hai 
khud hi pakar k krna parta hai.
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Category:Khan Sab SMS
Hum tu sms mai sirf mazaq hi kya karte thay FARAZ 
 
Lagta hai 
 
Pathano ki tu kuch zyda he hutt gayi..
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Category:Khan Sab SMS
 
Ik Pathaan apnay baap kee kabar pay gayaa or Haal 
Chaaal poochaaa. 
Kabar say koee aawaaz nhee aaee. 
Pathaan kabar par likhh ker chalaa gayaa key..... 
 
 
 
AIYSAA KAROO GEY TOU KOUN AAYEGAA?
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Category:Khan Sab SMS
Jayle Meyn Pathaan say kisee nay poocha: 
Tum say aisee kiya galtee ho gaee jou tum Jayle 
mein ho? 
Pathaan: Mai nay Bank Lootaa. 
or 
Paisay waheen Ginaney bayth gayaa.
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Category:Khan Sab SMS
Pathaan to Sister: Agar mayri bayti ho to kehnaa 
FAIL, or Bayta ho to kehnaa PAAS. 
Bachaa paydaa hote hee mer gayaa. 
Sister: Pathsan Saahab aap kee Supplyyy aaee hey.
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Category:Khan Sab SMS
Pathaan: Larkee phansaanee aatee hey? 
Sardaar: Nahee 
Pahtaan: Baraa aasaan hey, ek kaaghaz lay, usska 
Jahaaz banaa, class mein uraa day, 
Teacher poochay to Larkee ka naam lagaa day. 
Phans gaee larkee.
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Category:Khan Sab SMS
Pathaan: Oii Mayray Shaympoo Ke saath Freeee Gift Dou 
Shop keeper! Gee Iss kay saath Koee Gift Nhee Hei 
PATHAAN: Shaympoo Pay Likhaa Hai 
DANDRUFFF FREEEEE..
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Category:Khan Sab SMS
Gadhay R Pathan ky bachay mein kia common hota hy? 
Answer: - Dono baray ho kr transport ka kaam 
kartay han.
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Category:Khan Sab SMS
Ak pathan k gf ny poocha 
jb hamari mangni ho g tb tum mujhe ring do gy? 
Pathan: zaroor dey ga PTCL pr ya MOBILE pr?
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Category:Khan Sab SMS
Ek Pathan Airhostess sy: "Aap kw shakl mari Biwi 
sy bohat milti hy." 
Airhostess ak zor say thappar marti hai. 
Pathan:"Aadat bhe bohat milti hy."
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Category:Khan Sab SMS
Pathan goes India illegally, 
 
Security: Who ar you? 
Pathan: I am Hindu. 
Security: Tell me tha 5 names of Bhagwan! 
Pathan: Yassu, Panju, Haar, Kabutar, Doli.
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Category:Khan Sab SMS
A Pathan saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her. 
Girl: "STUPID what r u doing?" 
Pathan: B.Com final year"
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