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Category:Insulting SMS
Always smile ,you know why? 
bcoz..hanso ,jiyo ? 
muskurao kya pata ? 
kal daat ho na ho?
Email to Your Friends Sender: Prime Minister  |  Posted Date: 06-12-2008
Category:Insulting SMS
tumara chera moti saman moti hamara kutteka naam
Email to Your Friends Sender: Prime Minister  |  Posted Date: 06-12-2008
Category:Insulting SMS
 
door se dekha to aande ubal raha tha 
najdik ja ke dekha to takle uchal rahatha
Email to Your Friends Sender: Prime Minister  |  Posted Date: 06-12-2008
Category:Insulting SMS
Asli Bewkuf Ki 4 Nishanian1. Seedhe Hath Mein Mob 
Pakry 2. Angothay Se Button Dabaye 3. Message Parh 
K Hansay 4. Soche K aur Kis Ko Send Krun?
Email to Your Friends Sender: Prime Minister  |  Posted Date: 06-12-2008
Category:Insulting SMS
A child uses its thumb 2 chew, 
an illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign, 
a winner uses his thumb 2 show victory, 
but a monkey is using his thumb 2 read this sms.
Email to Your Friends Sender: Prime Minister  |  Posted Date: 06-12-2008
Category:Insulting SMS
 
I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. 
I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. 
That"s because Mainka Gandhi says "Love Animals" !
Email to Your Friends Sender: Prime Minister  |  Posted Date: 06-12-2008
Category:Insulting SMS
Wife: Jab tum DESI pite ho mujhe PARO kehete ho, 
jab Whisky pite ho toh DARLING kehete ho. Aaj kya 
piya hai jo CHUDEL keh rahe ho. 
Husband: Aaj main hosh main hu. 
 
Email to Your Friends Sender: Prime Minister  |  Posted Date: 06-12-2008
Category:Insulting SMS
SAWAAL: Patni maike jaakar pati ko roj phone kyun 
karti hai?? 
JAWAAB: Taki pati ko yaad rahein musibat tali nahi 
phir aane waali hai.
Email to Your Friends Sender: Prime Minister  |  Posted Date: 06-12-2008
Category:Insulting SMS
Ek admi apni biwi ko dafna kay ghar ja raha tha, 
kay achanak bijli chamki, badal garje, jor se 
baarish shuru hui. 
dukhi aadmi bola: Lagta hai pahunch gai.
Email to Your Friends Sender: Prime Minister  |  Posted Date: 06-12-2008
Category:Insulting SMS
Tumsa koi dusara zamin par ho to rab se shikayat hogi, 
tumsa koi dusara zamin par ho to rabse shikayat hogi, 
Ek to jhela nahi jata dusara aa gaya ye kam baat hogi.
Email to Your Friends Sender: Prime Minister  |  Posted Date: 06-12-2008
Category:Insulting SMS
 
Chand par kaali ghata chaati to hogi, 
Sitaron mein Chamak aati to hogi, 
Tum lakh chupao Duniya se, magar akeley mein, 
tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati to Hogi.
Email to Your Friends Sender: Prime Minister  |  Posted Date: 06-12-2008
Category:Insulting SMS
Bazu-o-mein dum rakhta hun, 
Dil mein gum rakhta hun, 
Pata tha SMS ayega tera, 
Isliye DISPRIN sang rakhta hun.
Email to Your Friends Sender: Prime Minister  |  Posted Date: 06-12-2008
Category:Insulting SMS
Shaam hoti hai ye dil udaas hota hai, 
toote khwabob ke siwa kuch na pas hota hai, 
tumhari yaad usi wqat bohat ati hai, 
bandar jab koi as pas hota hai.
Email to Your Friends Sender: Prime Minister  |  Posted Date: 06-12-2008
Category:Insulting SMS
Sorry to inform u that u have a brain problem. 
Your brain has 2 parts: Left and Right. 
The left has nothing right in it & the right has 
nothing left in it.
Email to Your Friends Sender: Prime Minister  |  Posted Date: 06-12-2008
Category:Insulting SMS
Morning News 
Scientist all over the world r wondering how long 
a human can live without brain.. Kindly tell them 
ur age 
Thr"s a meeting @ mental hospital all nurses, doc, 
attendants r present but meeting has not started 
bcoz the patient is still busy reading this SMS
Email to Your Friends Sender: Prime Minister  |  Posted Date: 06-12-2008
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