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Category:Funny Urdu SMS
Laloo: 2 his P.A.: Itne khilari kyun football ko 
laat mar rahe hai? P.A.: Goal kar ne k liye. 
Laloo: Susra, Ball to pahle se hi gol hai aur 
kitna gol karenge.!
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Category:Funny Urdu SMS
Khidki se deakho to raste pe koi nahi tha, Khidki 
se dekha to raste pe koi nahi tha, Raste pe ja ke 
dekha to khidki pe koinahi tha... 
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Category:Funny Urdu SMS
Doctor says to pathan: Appka aur aapki biwi ka 
blood group ek hi hai? Pathan: Hoga zaror hoga; 25 
saal se amara koon peeta aay..!
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Category:Funny Urdu SMS
Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and 
studying.. When a person askied what he was 
doing.. He replied.. Oye! higher studies yaar...
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Category:Funny Urdu SMS
Whan i call u, 1 ring means i' m thinking of u, 2 
rings means i like u, 3 rings means i'm missing u, 
4 rings means i need u, 5 rings mean.. BEHRE HO 
PHONE UTHAO JULDI!
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Category:Funny Urdu SMS
Suchta tha har mor per aap ka intezar karenge.. 
per, per, per, per, per, per, per, per, per, 
kambhakat sadak hi sidhi nikli.
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Category:Funny Urdu SMS
Message pe message bhejte ho, bhej bhej ke bheja 
kharab karte ho, bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho, 
khud ka bheja to chalta nahi dosron ka bheja hua 
bhejte ho!!
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Category:Funny Urdu SMS
A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter 
comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe 
hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? 
Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: 
Murga SARDAR tha!!!
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Category:Funny Urdu SMS
Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts "Oye, 
,mashoka le ker kahan nikle" Sardar gets furious & 
slap him & says" Oye. mashoka hogi tero. Meri to 
behan hai"!
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Category:Funny Urdu SMS
Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- 
Why do you want 2 die? hosband- bcoz ma itni 
khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:!
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Category:Funny Urdu SMS
5 great people: 1.Quaid, woh to ab rahe nahi 
2.Wasim Akram woh kisi kaam ka nahi, 3.Aishwarya 
Rai, apni pohanch say bahir. Baqi rahe aap aur hum 
So keep in Touch
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Category:Funny Urdu SMS
Aap aik brilliant, beautiful, genius, smart, nice, 
gud looking, intelligent, respectful, kind, ideal 
larkay/larki ka sms par rahe ho.
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Category:Funny Urdu SMS
Life is like math. Friends ko plus kro , dushman 
ko minus kro, khushion ko multiply kro, Gham ko 
divide kro, aur hamesha muskrao.
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Category:Funny Urdu SMS
Khush to bahot hoge tum,Ki forward karne ke liye 
SMS mil gaya,Magar aab kya karoge...?Jab msg me 
kuch bhi nahi mila...?Ha ha ha ha
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Category:Funny Urdu SMS
Jo juldi mile woh hai gum, jo dair se mile woh hai 
paisa,jo kisi kisi ko mile woh hai pyar, jo kismat 
se mile woh hain AAP.
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