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Category:Funny SMS
Joothe hai woh dost jo kehte the..Jaan bhi mango 
toh de denge.. Aj woh apni girl friend jo jaan 
kehte hai.. Aur mango toh saale inkar kar dete 
hai..!!!
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Category:Funny SMS
Poem: Zindgi badi udas hai,mujhe lagi pyas 
hai,muje duniya se na koi aas hai,muje khelni ati 
taash hai,main uska sir fod dunga,jisne kaha meri 
poem bakvas hai.
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Category:Funny SMS
1 Good reason Why india can never win against 
australia? Its all in d name: The last 3 alphabets 
of australia says "lia" And india says "dia"!
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Category:Funny SMS
143 means? Do u wants to know? what it means? 
Press Down.. . . . 
.......................................................................... 
It means... ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY THREE!!
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Category:Funny SMS
Osama to big B (Amitabh): How are you??.. Big B: 
Bas kabhi khushi kabhi gham. And you?.. Osama: Bas 
kabhi gola kabhi bum :-D.
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Category:Funny SMS
Tum mann hi mann unhe chahte reho gye,unhe batane 
ka plan banate reho gae,pata laga ki koi or le gya 
unhe tum to bas unki shadi me tent,kursiyan lagate 
reho gaye..
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Category:Funny SMS
Jab se tumhe dekha hai... ...... . . . . mera 
.......... . . raat ko ........ . . . din ko 
...... . . . . subah ko ......... . . . . shaam ko 
.......... . . . khaate samay ......... . . . 
peete samay ......... . . . sote samay ........ . 
. . nahate samay ........ . . . parhte samay 
........... . . . aate samay ............. . . . . 
jaate samay ............... . . ........ hass hass 
ke bura haal ho gya hai...!!
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Category:Funny SMS
Jo har shaam tumhe ched jaye,... jo har raat 
tumhare galon ko chum jaye,.. jo har subah tumhre 
kano me kuch kah jaye,... use maar do ..... wo 
machhar hai...(Dengu se bacho)..
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Category:Funny SMS
Jeevan k kathin rasto pe kaun apka sath nibhati 
hai . . apki wife..! Nahi . . apki girl fren . . . 
areee nahi yaar . . . aapkii . . . . . . ....... 
CHAPPAL. ..... . So take care of ur chappal
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Category:Funny SMS
Aap itna yaad na karo hum ko, kahi hum chheenko se 
pareshan na ho jaye. Yaad to hum bhi apko bahut 
karte hain,Par darte hain k kahin aapko zukaam na 
ho jaye
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Category:Funny SMS
Dekh k logoko,socha ishq hum b karle... phir 
bewafao ko dekh socha,thoda sabr karle....... jaan 
gawante dekh is daldal me kaio ko.... Socha patli 
gali se hm Nikl len...
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Category:Funny SMS
Teri zulfo mein kho jaana chahata hoon, Teri zulfo 
mein kho jaana chahata hoon...? Par tu taaeel hi 
itna lagati hai k har bar fisal jata hoon.. :-D
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Category:Funny SMS
aik tha raja aik the rani dono mar gay khatam 
kahani .. .. .. .. .. 
................................................ 
. Idiot! Ab kia un ki laash doondh rahay ho kaha 
na maar gaye khatam kahaani.ab sojao
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Category:Funny SMS
A:u r Active B:u r Best C:u r Cute D:u r Dashing 
E:u r Excellant F:u r alwayz 1st G:u r Gr8 Sorry Z 
tak jhooth bolne ki himmat mujhme nahi hai! :-D
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Category:Funny SMS
Har gali har chorahe par tumhara naam hai, Har 
gali har chorahe par tumhara naam hai, .... upar 
likha hai chappal chor, niche 5 rupees inaam hai :-D
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