Garmi ka ek Fayda to hai.. .......... Socha kuch.! 
.......... kya soch rahe ho..??? ........ Bus ek 
Fayda hai..! ........ 
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Sardi NAHI LAGTI!!

GOD-"Tumhe kya chahiye? MAN-"Hay Bhole nath muje 
Sridevi chahiye "GOD-Beta She wears saries worth 
Rs.50000- u cant afford,b hapy I"l gv u Mallika 
Sherawat.

Phoolon ko phool pasand hai, Dilon ko dil pasand 
hai. Shayar ko shayeri pasand hai. Kisiki pasand 
se hame kya, Hame to bas apki saheli pasand hai.

Huzoor aadab arz hai. Lagta hai mausam kafi sard 
hai, Are September ke mahine ka yahi marz hai, Par 
doston ko msg karne mei kya harz hai, Aap ko msg 
bhejna hamara farz hai, kyuki apka number hamari 
phone book me darj hai. Yeh msg type kar ke hamari 
ungalion me dard hai, itna jaanlo ae dost ye 
badiya msg aap per karz hai. Is karz ko kaise 
chukana hai, ye sochna ab aapka sir-dard hai.

A boy gifted a card 2 his Dad on his b"day with a 
sher "PHOOL TO BAHUT HAIN PAR GULAB JAISA KOI 
NAHI,PAPA TO BAHUT HAI PAR AAP JAISA koi NAHI..

Humko to beer ne luta, Ciggerete mein kahan dum 
tha!! Apni to kashti hi wahan doobi jahaa....... 
.... whisky ka drum tha.... Cheers...

Apne dil ki bat dil me mat rkhna, Apne item ko 
pakad kar"I LOVE YOU" khna, Jyada muchmuch kare to 
gabrna mat, "RAKHI" nikal kar kehna pyari behna 
milte rehna

Duniya me rehke sapno me kho jao, kisi ko apna 
bana lo ya kisi k ho jao, Agar kuchh bhi nahi ho, 
to phir se takiya lo aur so jao!

Students k dard university kya jane, colleg k 
riwaj parent kya jane, hoti kitni taqlif 1 paper 
likhne me, wo paper check karne wala kya jane..

Message karne se jo darte hain... Call karne par 
jo marte hain... Badluck to dekho... AISE KANJUS 
dost mere hi palle padte hain,...

Do U Know that Why GOD Has Created Spaces Btwn Our 
Fingers? ? So Dat Sum1 Wud Come In Ur Life, Hold 
Ur Hand, And Say... "Le Bidi Pi".. :-D

Milna bichurna sab ooper wale ka khel hai, Milna 
bichurna sab ooper wale ka khel hai, DOSTI hi ek 
rishta hai jo "NOT FOR SALE" hai...

 
TEACHER:U call UR mother as MUM.. what will U call 
UR mother"s younger sister and elder sister? 
SARDAR:So simple madam,MINIMUM and MAXIMUM.

Jab sms karte ho to PostMan lagte ho, Jab khush 
hote ho to DobberMan lagte ho, Gussa aya ??? Olle 
... Olle ... Le BISCUIT khale!

Ek bhikari : sahab ek rupiya de do. Sahab: tumhe 
sharam nahi aati road par khade hokar bhikh mangte 
hoo. Bhikari: abe tere ek rupiye ke liye kya 
office khol lun.