Count S in SIHT SI WOH OT EKAM A DIPUTS YSUB 
 
(hint- 
 
it should be 5) 
 
 
 
Read caps word reversely.

When are you going to marry me? I can live without 
you. I love you dear, marry me within this month 
otherwise i will die. 
See, how Aishwarya Rai messaged me! Silly girl. 

Read each word reversely: A SUOMAF ROTCOD DLOT EM 
TAHT YLNO LATNEM STNEITAP EVAH EHT TNELAT OT DAER 
SMS NEVENEHW STI NETTIRW YLESREVER.

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to 
cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for 
cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without 
the word cat.

Roses are Red 
Sky is Blue 
 
My Bitch is Pregnant 
Thanks to You.... 

Your girlfriend is: 
Smart. 
Intelligent. 
Sweet. 
Talented. 
Excllent. 
Romantic. 
In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R

MAKAYA, HAKAYA, RUMBHA, ZUMBHATIMBAK, TUMBA, 
JINGALA JINGA, RAGIRA, VAGIRA, HELULU, HETATA, 
NARAKA, HIBAHA. Congratulations!! u r perfect 
AADHIVASI.

If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u 
have lost everything, I'll come, hold ur hand, 
take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump 
from.

Today, tommorow and forever there will be one 
heart that would always beat for you. 
You know Whose??? 
Your Own Stupid!!! 

I Miss you a Lot Dear.... 
 
 
SENDER: 
Aishwarya Rai 
+919542496632 
 
 
Message centre: 
+919540099996 
 
 
" Don't get excited. She sent It to me." 

Last night I Got a severe Head pain... 
I went to the Doctor ... 
He said that It would be cured If I send a SMS TO 
some lunatic person... 
 
" Tell me,Whom do I know other than you.?" 

I 
 
 
I l 
 
 
I lo 
 
 
I lov 
 
 
I love 
 
 
I love you... 
 
 
 
I love you the most. 
 
 
I love you the best. 
 
 
 
I love you a lot.. 
 
 
 
Bcoz MENAKA GANDHI said " People should LOVE animals. 

If u don't mind 
 
 
If u don't feel bad 
 
 
 
If don't hesitate 
 
 
 
Please...... 
 
 
 
give me a 
 
 
 
K 
 
 
 
ki 
 
 
 
 
kis 
 
 
 
 
kiss 
 
 
 
 
kiss...... 
 
 
 
 
 
kissan jam bottle 
just RS.22.50 only. soon.....

In your life, when you wake up & don't see any 
one, then come to me, i'll be there to hold ur 
hand & take you to the EYE SPECIALIST

I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my 
tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my 
mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream.