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Category:Urdu Jokes
Laws of Love

{1} Universal law of Love:
" Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from
One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money "

{2} First law of Love:
" A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in
love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless any external
agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of
the boy. "

{3} Second law of Love:
" The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is
directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction
of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance. "

{4} Third law of Love:
" The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to
the force applied by the girl while slapping"
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Category:Urdu Jokes
College main Aik class main boht shor ho rha tha>
Principal aya aur ghussay se pocha kis ka period chal rha hai
kuch girls boleen sir hamara
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Category:Urdu Jokes
Ustaad……….roshni ko jumle main istamal karo.
Shagird………kamre main Andhra hay.
Ustaad………nalik is jumle main roshni kahan hay?
Shagird ……..janab light gai hoi hay.
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Category:Urdu Jokes
Aik sahib ne apne naye mulazam se kaha ja kar bazaar se aalu or gost le aao nokar ne kaha……janab main is sher main niya hun kahin kho jaon, chunachawoh sahib khud hi bazaar se saman le aye.ghar aa kar unho ne nokar se kaha ke lo ab pakao.is ne jawab diyaise sui gas par pakan nahi aata.in sahib ne khud khana tyar kar liya.phir mulazim ko awaz di aao khana kha lo.who bola”bar bar inkar karna acha nahi lagta .muje sharam aa rehi hay is liye kha leta hun.
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Category:Urdu Jokes
bab:beta!agar tum mehnat karo ge to tumhari shohrat dunya ke charo
kono main pehl jaye gi.beta:lekin master sahab to keh rehy the ke zamin gol
hay
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Category:Urdu Jokes
hasab ke ustaad parha rehy the aik sagird ne ustaad se kaha.
angrezi wale ustaad angrezi main baat karte hain'urdu wale urdu main'farsi
wale farsi main.magar ap hamare sath hasab main baat kune nahi
karte.itne main khenti baj gai.ustaad bole.ab teen panch(3,5) mat karo or no

do gyara ho jao.
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Category:Urdu Jokes
doctor ne marez se kaha.main ek mahn se 50 rope ki rozana dawa kha
raha hun lekin muje koi fayda nazar nahi aa raha.
doctor .....acha to main ap ko kal se 40 rope ki dawai dun ga.jis se ap ko roz

ka 10 rope ka fayda nazar aye ga.
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Category:Urdu Jokes
KOI TUM SE POCHAY KAUN HOON MEIN
TUM KEH DENA KOI KHASS NAHI
IK DOST HAI KACHA PAKA SA .
IK JHOOT HAI ADA SUCHA SA.
JAZBAAT KO DHANPE IK PARDA SA.
BAS KOI BAHANA ACHA SA.
JEEVAN KA AISA SATHI HAI
JO DOOR NA HO KAR PASS NAHI
KOI TUM SE POCHAY KAUN HOON MEIN
TUM KEH DENA KOI KHASS NAHI
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Category:Urdu Jokes
Wo Keh Gaya
K
Mera Intezar Mat Karna,

Main Kahon Bhi To Mujh Pe Aitbaar Mat Karna

Wo Kehta hai
k
Mujhe m0habat nahi Tumse

Par Tum Kisi or Se Pyar Mat Karna"
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Category:Urdu Jokes
Har Roz Imtehan sey Guzaara
Tu Main Gaya

Tera to Kuch Gaya kuch nahi
Maara tu main Gaya

Jub tak main tare pass tha
Bas tare pass tha,

Tu Ne Zameen pey
Utaara Tu main Gaya

Ye Taaq ye Chraagh Mere
Kaam k Nahi,

Aaya Nahi Nazar wo dobaara
Tu Main Gaya

Apni Anna K Ainey Zanjeer
Tour kar,

Dushman ne b Madad ko
Pukkrara to main Gaya

Tari shakhsiyat asal mein mari
Shaksiyat hai,

Tu muj sey aik baar be Hara
Tu main Gaya
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Category:Urdu Jokes
Imagine Guru Dutt after working for few months in Software Industry would
make a movie "software kephool" & include this song:

yeh document, yeh meetings, yeh features ki duniya,
yeh insaan ke dushman, cursors ki duniya
yeh deadlines ke bhooke, management ki duniya;
yeh Product agar ban bhi jaaye to kya hai?

Yahaan ek khilona hai programmer ki hasti
ye basti hai murda bug-fixers ki basti
yahaan par to raises hai, inflation se sasti
yeh Review agar ho bhi jaaye to kya hai?

har ek keyboard ghayal, har ek login pyaasi
excel mein uljhan, winword mein udaasi
yeh office hai ya aalame microsoft ki
yeh Release agar ho bhi jaaye to kya hai?

jalaa do ise, phoonk daalo yeh monitor
mere saamne se hataa daalo yeh modem
tumhaara hai tumhi sambhaalo yeh computer
yeh Product agar chal bhi jaaye to kya hai?
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Category:Urdu Jokes
Abhi abhi to pyaar ka computer kiya hai chaaloo
Aab main dil ki hard disk pe aur kitni files daaloo

Apne chehare se ruswaai ka error to hatao
Ai jaaneman apne dil ka password to batao

Woh to hum hain jo aap ki chahat dil main rakhte hain
Warna aap jaise kitney hi softwares bazaar main bikte hain

Roz raat ko aap mere sapne main aate ho
Mere pyar ko mouse bana ke ungaliyon pe nachaate ho

Tere pyar ka email mere dil ko Lubhataa hai
Par beech main tere baap ka virus aataa hai

Aur karvaaoge humse kitnaa intezaar
Hamaare dil ki site pe kabhi enter to maro yaar

Apni insult ka badalaa dekhna main kaise loonga
Jaaneman tere baap ko Shift Delete kar doonga

Aap jaiso ke liye dil ko cut ker diya karte hai
Warna baaki cases main to copy paste kiya karte hai

Aapka hasnaa aap ka chalnaa aap ki woh style
Aapke adaaon ki hamne save hai kar li file
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Category:Urdu Jokes
Tumse mila main kal to,
mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho:
Your file not found!

Aisa bhi nahin hai ke,
I don't like your face
Par dil ke computer mein,
nahin hai enough disk space

Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab,
pehen ke evening gown
Too many requests se,
ho jaata hai server down

Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application,
create main karoonga
Tum usse debug karna,
wait main karoonga

Tumhaara intezaar karte karte,
main so gaya
Yeh dekho mera connection,
time out ho gaya
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Category:Urdu Jokes
Darr Lagta Hai....
aisey na deikh k Mujhe darr lagta hai.

Sach jesey Jhooth sey
Bohat Darr Lagta hai!

Darr Lagta hai...
jab Hawa bhi tez na ho

Tare Khamous Tuffan sey
Bohat Darr Lagta hai !

Darr Lagta hai....
jab roushni bhi ho

Tou chorr de ! aur andhera ho jaey
Bohat Darr Lagta hai...!
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Category:Urdu Jokes
Nazar ki pias bujhanay ka hosla na huwa,

Mile to Lab bi hilanay ka hosla na huwa,

Pukarti hi rahi door tak usay nazrain,

Magar Zuban say bulane ka hosla na huwa,

Tumhare jabr-o- sitam hans k seh liye Dil per,

Tumharay Dil ko dukhanay ka hosla na huwa,

Lutey kuch aise Mohabat main hum k phir ab tak,

Kisi ko Dil main basanay ka hosla na huwa..
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Category:Urdu Jokes
Do english men baatein kerte hain apni life aur wife ki.

pehla man: Yaar mein soch raha hun ke mein apni biwi ko talaaq de dun,

Doosra man: Woh kiyun yaar?

Pehla man: yaar ab 6 months ho gaye aur uss ne mujhe se baat nahin ki hai.

Pehla Man: Yaar teri jagah mein hota to hazar baar sochta talaak na dene ki. Kiyun ke aaj kal aisi biwi kahan milti hai.
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Category:Urdu Jokes
Mom: Beta khana khayega?
Beta: Na
Mom: Ladu khaiyega??
Beta: Na
Mom: Mithai Khaiyega?
Beta: Na
Mom:ice creame khaiyega?
Beta: Na
Mom: Baap pe gaya hai THAPAR hi khayega!
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